{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
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